Wonderland also has IKEA, and as it turns out it’s not so different from the normal one. You have ordered a large ladder, and must now try to assemble it.
ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS
1) Mind the gaps and go in circles.
2) Rungs in the same section are the same length.
3) Take pig into sty.
4) Heat the bread into toast.
5) Ensure your tea stays hot.
6) Change the head to a tail.
7) Have a house in the vale.
8) Is there a pale bull somewhere?
9) You’re done, but most of the rungs are useless. If you really need them, just keep the top two.
10) On second thought, some of the rungs need to be moved around.
11) Get rid of any extra bits.
12) Actually, throw the whole thing away and ask your friend to fly you up instead.
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