You are at a tea party debating with the Mad Hatter. He tells you some things he believes are true, and none of them make much sense. Is he just ragebaiting you or is there a hidden message in his conclusions about the world?
All Orangutans cannot Use a stand mixer.
No ape who is Tree-dwelling can Manage a restaurant.
Those who cannot Use a stand mixer are Tree-dwelling.
No Purdue student who likes Dogs is un-Trustworthy.
No Purdue student without a Microwave will use Kraft mac and cheese.
Purdue students with Skateboards always like Dogs.
No Trustworthy Purdue student has a Crockpot.
No Purdue students have Microwaves unless they have Skateboards.
All Convex Polygons are not Scalene.
All these Triangles are Scalene.
No Polygon, Uniformly pointy, is Convex.
All students at the Football game have Tickets.
No student Likes football unless they can Boiler up.
Your RA is Purdue Pete.
No one but someone who Likes football could be Purdue Pete.
No one Eats caviar, unless they are Rich.
No Lemurs have Bank accounts.
Those who do not have Bank accounts are not Rich.
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